Sunday, September 2, 2012

The Warfare Laws of a Different Universe

The
Astrum
Codes
of the
Divinus
Universe
Issued
by the
Order
of the
Vigilem
from the 
Planet
Dementra
by the
Decree
of the
Imperials
regarding
Inter-Galactic
Warfare
translated from
the language of
Dark Dementrian

Code #1:
It is a Level 1 Violation to use the following in warfare:
  • Time Travel
  • Super Lasers
  • Dark Energy
  • Wormholes
  • Black Hole Weaponry
  • Reality Bombs
These criminal acts can be punishable by death. If necessary, these tactics can be used to catch violators. 

Code #2:
Galactic Enforcers have the rights to carry out law-mantaining procedures. No questions asked.

Code #3:
If someone tries to wipe out all things in existence from the universe, they will be executed. No one may destroy suns or stars or any other planetary masses. The energy source at the center of the universe cannot be terminated, but any attempt to do so will likely result in a tingling sensation and then death. 

Code #4:
Wiping out entire races is illegal. No genocidal acts are allowed in any form or notion.

Code #5:
DO NOT enslave an entire planet, race, solar system, galaxy, or universe. This is tyrannical and evil. If this law is violated, the enemy will be exterminated as soon as the Enforcers are free from slavery. 


c. Taylor Ward 2012. All rights reserved.

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